5 Reasons Not To Do a Targa Rally
If you have ever thought about participating in a rally like Targa Tasmania or Targa High Country, here are 5 reasons why you should avoid it.
I’ve always enjoyed watching all forms of motorsport including the glory days of Group B international rallying, so it was only natural to have ‘Drive in a Targa Rally’ as one of my bucket list items to tick off.
Rallying itself can be traced back to the 1894 Concours des Voitures sans Chevaux sponsored by a Paris newspaper. The term “rally” is speculated to have originated from the Monte Carlo Rally in 1911. These events led directly to a period of city-to-city road races in France and other European countries which introduced many of the features found in rallies as we know them today.
Targa Australia is now the Motorsport Australian Targa Championship which is a three round tarmac rally series
- Targa Tasmania
- Targa Great Barrier Reef
- Targa High Country
One of the options for participating is via a Targa Tour where you enjoy the same event as the competition drivers & the same closed competitive stages. In 2018 my partner Lyn and I joined the Targa High Country Tour and here are our five reasons not to do a Targa Rally (and a big photo gallery for proof)
1. The roads are too twisty and closed.
Without doubt the most annoying thing was the numerous tight and twisty roads, all that steering wheel turning, gear changing, camber changes or achieving that sweet balance between throttle and brake became really tiring after the first stage. Worse still, the road would be closed, yes, no traffic or authorities to worry about, you can drive on both sides of the road, really silly if you ask me. So if you enjoy lovely straight highways then please don’t come to Targa.
2. You need to smile all the time.
I did go back and check all our documentation and unfortunately there wasn’t a warning about this. (we’ve since complained to Targa to warn future participants) From the time you get up to prepare to meet at the marshalling area to the end of each stage, to the last steps walking back to your room at night; you feel happy and everyone else makes you smile along the way too. It is definitely not a driving event you should do if you don’t like to smile.
3. There are too many other cars.
If being in convoys of classic, modern, muscle or sports cars is not your thing, then don’t do a Targa. If you think an original 1987 Peugeot 205GTI, a Mini with leather bonnet straps or Lotus Elan aren’t trendy enough then don’t come along to Targa, you’ll be very bored. There are just so many cars you won’t really know where to look or what to admire next, it really is that bad.
4. You will feel like a race driver.
For some people they may never have heard of the ‘red mist’ or that feeling of joy as your car powers out of a tight apex as it gains speed at full revs. Or for others they simply may not understand what creates that urge for people to be a race driver. If you are one of those, then don’t come do a Targa Rally as you’ll be quite disorientated and feel a little out of place.
5. You will become addicted.
This is another big gap in the documentation from Targa Australia, nowhere does it warn you about this and it will be hard for many to avoid. Although, once you get a taste for the amazing twisty closed roads, being part of a large motorsport event, drooling over lots of cars, getting sore cheeks from smiling too much and getting that little taste of what race drivers get to enjoy….you will most likely become addicted and want to do it again. You’ve been warned!
A few other reasons to consider.
- You might become a little famous and get featured in the local newspaper or motorsport websites.
- They put stickers all over your vehicle making it look a little bit like a race car which is really silly.
- You can take your everyday road registered vehicle and participate which seems a little too easy really.
- The lunch queues can be a little long, so you are forced to enjoy the beautiful countryside, fresh air & listen to stories from other drivers.
- When the rally is complete you can watch the podium celebrations but you get sprayed with champagne.
- There isn’t a McDonalds for miles, so you have to enjoy hearty country meals with fresh produce.
What will your partner think?
Many months ago, Paul excitedly asked me if I would do Targa with him. He said I would just need to “sit in the car and enjoy the scenery”. He also said Targa was one of his bucket list items to tick off. So of course I said “Yes! Do what makes you happy”. I’ve always believed in supporting my other half no matter what circumstances and if that meant increasing my heart rate to over 180 beats per minute and trusting him to bring me home safe, then that’s what I’ll do.
Paul also knew that from now until 2020, I had a window of opportunity to go do the things I’ve never had the chance to do, to see the world, and to live my life outside the four walls of the children’s hospital caring for a child with multiple special needs, it was about truly living.
Both of us struggle with depression and anxiety so it was also a great opportunity for us to support one another on what is known to be a fun but challenging event. To be sitting in a car for almost 800+ km with three days of driving at high speeds around twists, turns and steep cliffs sure tested our communication as well as understanding of each other’s strengths and weaknesses. We made sure that if either of us didn’t feel we could continue on, we would stop. To me, it was all about having a go, and we did just that!
Prior to the event, I had zero knowledge about being a co-driver/navigator and what Targa was truly all about it. When I was handed the Targa Road Book and realised I had to ‘navigate’ and not just enjoy the views, I went into survival mode and did what I had to do to keep us on the road and not visiting the trees. It turned out better than I thought, Paul kept asking “are you OK?”, constantly checking in on me which reassured me that he would keep me safe. Knowing this helped me enjoy the event and let my hair down.
I thoroughly loved every minute of it, from Touring to Targa stages, to the lolly pit stops from Targa Tour support team, to the hilarious banter on the radios, and the delicious food at various stops each day made it all an enjoyable experience. The highlight of it all was the social aspect where Paul & I went out of our comfort zone, overcoming the social anxiety that we battle with on a daily basis.
Targa isn’t just about cars and racing. It’s a wonderful social event shared with people of all walks of life, where lifelong friendships are made whilst living your life without limits. I’d love to do more Targa events in the near future to continue forming new relationships with passionate people who conquer life’s challenges with such a positive spirit
How to convince your partner?
- There are other couples that do the rally together. We made friends with all of them.
- We took a few days off beforehand to visit Melbourne, Great Ocean Road etc so it was a balance of holiday and motorsport.
- I let her take selfies of us which I don’t normally do but this helped greatly.
- You don’t have to wear helmets, race suits etc and you can drive the car with the air conditioning on if you like.
- There is mobile phone reception practically everywhere.
- There would be the possibility of snow, an amazing sunset and sunrise every day.
- Show them this story is legitimate, it’s been featured on the Targa Australia website
Frequently asked questions.
- You don’t need a race car, roll cage, helmets or any experience, literally anyone can try it.
- You don’t need any prior circuit or rally experience, it suits beginners or regular track warriors.
- You can share the driving / navigation duties during the event to balance things up.
- Travelling from Sydney you can go via the Snowy Mountains or other amazing scenic drives instead of the Highway.
- You start/stop each day at the same place, so there is no moving around and it’s logistically easy to manage.
- It suits husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, father/son, mother/daughter – doesn’t matter as long as you get on together.
- It is a very spirited drive using both sides of the road.
- The touring roads are as enjoyable as the closed Targa stages.
- Lunch and fuel stops are part of the itinerary for the day.
- Emergency crews are on stand by should anything untoward occur
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